"I have one commandment.
Be aware of your own mortality.
Because as you live and achieve, the clicker is going down."
-Shawn (Clown) Crahan

Monday, December 7, 2009

Cinna's Lament

Caesar, oh Caesar
Where doth thou lie?
Where did you go?
Oh, Caesar, why?

If Rome were sliced bread
You'd be the butter.
Now that you're gone
Truer words I can't utter.

I miss you, dear Caesar
I wish you were here.
Every second you're gone
I shed a tear.

Caesar, dear fellow
Always good as gold.
But hate struck you down
Conspiracy is bold.

You were the best
The cream of the crop!
When I heard of your death
My heart nearly did stop.

Come back to us, Caesar
We need your reign!
Without you here
I only feel pain.

I'll have to accept it
As time marches on.
Julius Caesar
You really are gone.











Sunday, November 22, 2009

Diary of a Commoner

'Tis late in the afternoon, and I, having just returned from the centre of town, am feeling quite troubled and confused. The feast of Lupercal was taking place, and Caeser himself was there, of course. I was going about my business, as I quite usually do while in town, when most of the crowd fell quiet. Caeser stood, and, naturally, everyone within earshot of him turned their heads, including myself. Another man stood as well, and approached Caeser. I am not quite so familiar with this other man, but from my understanding his name is Antony. Antony appeared to be holding something to his chest... when he reached Caeser, he pressed it to his lips and held it out in his hands, kneeling down on the ground. It glinted in the sun, and the crowd took a collective breath. Caeser was being offered a crown. I doubt anybody expected Caeser to turn it away. He did, and the crown gasped. Twice more the two men repeated the act, twice more our cheers died out. I now ask myself, Why would Caeser refuse a crown? Why on God's Green Earth would a man as great as Julius Caeser turn down the title of King? King Caeser, he could have been known as! Oh, Caeser, why?

Monday, October 19, 2009

Life of Pi


Yann Martel was born in Salamanca, Spain, in 1963. After studying philosophy at Trent University, he pursued a career as an author. Since then, he has had several books published internationally, including "Life of Pi." He currently lives in Alaska.
"Life of Pi" is about a 16-year-old Indian boy named Piscine Patel. In the beginning of the story, Piscine (Pi, for short) started to experiment with religion. Having been born in India, Pi was already a Hindu; however, he quickly became fascinated with both Christianity and the Muslim community. Fast-forward to Part 2: Pi's father had to sell the zoo that he owned because of debt issues. The family was moving to Canada. They boarded a Japanese cargo ship called the Tsimtsum, which is where the story really, truly begins. Halfway along their journey, the Tsimtsum sank, leaving Pi alone in a lifeboat with a crippled zebra, a Royal Bengal tiger, a hyena and an orang-utan. The rest of the book is centered around Pi, as he struggles to survive.
"Life of Pi" takes place mostly in a large lifeboat, on the vast surface of the Pacific ocean; however, the beginning takes place in India, and the story closes in Mexico. The story is set in the late 1970's. Oddly enough, I found that the atmosphere was bright and uplifting, despite the many horrific details included in the story. I think the theme of the story is 'finding yourself,' because it seemed to take being the lone survivor of a sunk ship for Pi to discover what a gift life truly was, and that he had a purpose. This relates to the beginning of the novel, where Pi was trying to connect with God through not one, but three different religions, all at once.
Pi Patel is, of course, the protagonist of this story. One personality trait that I think Pi exhibits is curiosity. In the beginning of the book, Pi is curious about his religion. This is extremely evident, because he starts practicing three religions at once. Even while trying to survive on the lifeboat, Pi is constantly curious. Whether it's eating tiger feces or building shelter, his curiosity does not run out. A second trait is strong. Not as in physically strong, but emotionally and spiritually. His will to live was tremendous in the story. Pi did whatever it took to stay alive, whether it meant drinking turtle blood or catching a shark. He did not think long before acting, but he always made sure he was not being foolish. And he survived.
Overall, I really enjoyed this book. It really makes you think about life, and whether or not there's more to it than what we see each and every day. There's a lot that can be learned from reading this book, and I think that most people would benefit from it. It may seem a little dull at first, but give it a go! Give "Life of Pi" a try!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

If you're reading this, it means you actually took time out of your life to visit my blog. That, my friend, is devotion. Or not. Either way, feel free to feed my fish. Enjoy.